RENT-A-PISS.com
Welcome to
Rent-A-Piss.com
Committed to nothing short of excellence.
About Rent-A-Piss
Pissmaster is here to make your TF2 experience just that more bearable.
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If you need ammo - Pissmaster will happily slam that killbind to instantly give you 50% of your maximum ammo back on all of your weapons!
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Pissmaster comes with multiple options for secondary and melee weapons allowing you to cater to your own style!
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(Pissmaster is not a bot)
Rent-A-Piss Services
Here’s Some of What R.A.P. Provides:
Personal Bodyguarding
Here For You
Shenanigan Buddy
Funny Locating
...Or Perhaps Simply Moral Support...
Cheering you on!
About: PISSMASTER
Hi, I am PISSMASTER- I breathe piss, I eat piss, I drink piss, I piss piss, I am friends with piss, I live and die by piss, I AM piss.
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I am employed by Rent-A-Piss and I am happy to serve.
I only use my signature "Golden Shower" which is a modified plog that of course sprays angry piss -reloaded by yours truly-, so I apologise if you needed protection from projectiles, however I can be utilised as a meat shield if you wish.
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My schedule is more often than not open than it is closed - just like my urethra.
I would be honoured to be your pissmerc.
Available Gamemodes:
Attack/Defense
Control Points
King Of The Hill
Payload
Sorry but we here at Rent-A-Piss don't believe in Capture The Flag as it infringes on our rights to enjoy ourselves.